Useless Pages

• All Too Flat   - Geeky humor, backwards Google searches, the Bible According to Cheese, help with pet names and an advice column from a halibut.

  Alien Central - Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction request forms and a forum..

  Altering Time - A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia..

  Baney - The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality..

  Become A Gnome.com - Visitors can turn themselves into gnomes, and back again..

  Blah Blah Blah - Visitors are challenged to find the hidden meaning..

  Blue Duck With Fangs - A semi-vampiric waterfowl..

  Brampton Bugle - Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements..

  The Brink of Insanity - Various topics including Duct Tape Man, Sockweb, a horrorscope and poetry. Features a challenging navigation system..

  Broadswords and Bunnies - A dedication to cute and cuddly things and metal harbringers of death..

  Buzzword Free Zone - Home of the Koolefant, URL toys and random poetry..

  Cate's Garage Sale Finds - A showcase of bizarre and disturbing items found at garage sales..

  Contacting George W. Bush - Visitors can try to get in touch the president to exchange views..

  Crazythoughts.com - A list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder..

  CreepyGuy - A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all..

  Daffodil - A long and completely incomprehensible fairy story..

  Dave's Web Of Lies - Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database..

  Doggieville - Original humor to amuse your inner hamster..

  Dogs in Cars - A gallery of automobiles with canines in them..

  Dr Speedbump's Attention Deficit Compan - A mix of satire, philosophy, abruptly-ending fiction and lobotomies..

  EggEgg! - Surreal comic strip with political leanings..

  Encyclopedia Darcica - Compendium of pointless lists and questionable essays..

  FOUND magazine - Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail..

  Freaking Kids - Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior..

  Fun Latin - Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker..

  Giant Lava Lamp - A small town in Washington is trying to build a lava lamp. Request for help, and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like..

  Gift Horse - Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice..

  Global Honk - A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them..

  How To Keep An Idiot Busy - Timewasting exercise using a computer mouse..

  Hyperhero - Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions..

  It's Better Tinned Than Fresh - Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch..

  JanPieter.com - Disjointed concepts and unsettling humor..

  Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane - A community of beer-loving people living under an energy-field dome. Photographs of dangerous cows and giant frogs..

  Learn to Count to Ten - Using both Arabic numerals and human digits..

  The Longest Domain - Demonstrating a 67 character domain name..

  Medieval Motorcycle Maintenance - Advice on how to clean a carburettor, written in Olde English..

  Meet Humples - A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits..

  Name Translations - Humorous definitions of people's first names..

  Number Of The Moment - Visitors can find their Karmic number and have its significance explained..

  The Official Shotgun Rules - Detailed guidance on how to call shotgun before riding in a vehicle..

  Pick The Worst - Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios..

  The Pointless Dot Com - Providing readers with as little meaningful content as possible..

  Pointless Site - Featuring both possible and impossible mazes, and a collection of dead and blank links..

  The Realm of Niftyness - Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room..

  Shameface - A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations..

  Soundalikes.com - Visitors can compare experiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head..

  Sox: Sock Monkey with a Harley - Photos of Sox in a variety of situations: riding his motorcycle, eating, relaxing and working out..

  The Star of David Jewish Ninja Shiruken - The weapon of an ancient and secret martial art..

  Star Wars Action Figure Webcam - The life and times of the Star Wars action figures sitting on a desk..

  The Stupid Pastimes on the Web Site - Includes Build Your Own Cow, the Incredible Bouncing E-mail and the Cleanest Page on the Web..

  Surreel Toon Supply Company - Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement..

  Twistedmindz - A collection of sketch videos, flash games, animations, and audio clips. Also features a forum..

  The Useless Information Society - Useless news, rants, writing, discussion, and links..

  VCR Clock Error - A cross between a server error and a misconfigured VCR..

  Wah Kazoo - Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal..

  Watching Paint Dry - A real-time webcam view of this exciting spectator activity, plus other equally interesting subjects..

  306WD.com - Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks..

  Your Driver Is - An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver..

  Zasx.com - Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan..

  Zombo.com - Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio..

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