I had vodka with schparkling lemonade this weekend at a garden party. It was quite lovely. The tiny little bubbles deliver the vodka quite nicely and makes dealing with a woman named Crazy Auntie Kaye much easier.
The dog rides up on a horse, in the old west. Why? Because is it a joke! So in this joke the dog also drinks red-eye whiskey. Blue, for the next joke you are the translator, got it?! :-) We love you Viti!