A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with her left foot so I tied...
A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?"
His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him."
The boy replied, "Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every d...
I am happy being a troll, are you happy being a blood sucking leach, ferret, rat, who does nothing but tries to control everyone's free speech, mind & soul.
Chest thumping, is always such a sign of weakness, and you both do it so well. Goodnight; Fred,Barney/Thelma,Louise, aka Reen/Voilet, its just to bad, you are bullies, who run from a fist fight, via slander.