In our last voyage I heard we crashed into a mountain (somehow) and were found in Iran. Last big tale of thee ark.
OH Devils Tower - yes yes! Let's set sights for there. Is lack of waterways going to be an issue?
By the way, if you don't believe I from Arkansas. look at my wedding picture. http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/redneck-white-wedding.jpg