They sound like twins separated at birth! My hubby could switch on a happy face and act lovey dovey with me in front of people .... even if we'd just had words. I couldn't reciprocate. Oh boy...... I'm so glad I don't have to live like that now.
So ....... no one's home .... blissful bit of time for you. And tomorrow hubby has miles to go. It's going to be almost like a mini-vacation for you. :)